In the past few years our elected Republicans have completely turned away from Conservative principles and have actually promoted Liberal doctrine.  We have seen this in the out-of-control spending and unjustified beliefs in junk science and more government control of our lives. What was once a Republican election victory through the, “Contract with America” concept has now become the Death Warrant of the same Party. The question is why? Why did the Republicans who lost all of these seats go south on the Conservative principles that made this country so great? I have surmised of a plan and I call this the L.I.A.R. Conspiracy.

L.I.A.R. is an anagram for “Liberal Imitating A Republican”. A couple examples of LIARs would be Senators John McCain, Governor Charlie Crist and the Governator Arnold Schwarzenegger. These are just a few but believe me, there are many more in and out of office. What has happened is that after the Contract with America booted the Liberals out of control of Congress they realized that the American people have grown tired with their agenda of more Government Control, Entitlements, Waste, Taxes and Spending. Yet because this is who they are they found themselves in a conundrum. They cannot change nor will they ever try to. Big Government and controlling the American people is their core.

So that, I suggest was when this plan was hatched. First they had to use their only ally to help convince the seated Republicans that despite what elections represent, the people want Liberal actions. Want to make a Republican vote on a bill that lacks Conservative values? Then get the mainstream media to run a poll that is slanted for the bill. Run constant news stories that portray the People as wanting this piece of legislature enacted. Hammer it home often enough and eventually it becomes fact. This is pure brainwashing in its basic sense and the Republicans fell into the lies without a second thought. If you doubt this scenario, go back to the 2006 elections and see what the real truth was among Republican voters.

Yet still, Republican voters would never choose any Democrat over a Conservative. That is where the Democrats really snuffed the Republican brainwash victims. They all ran as Democrats with Conservative principles. They portrayed themselves as being more Conservative than the seated Republicans who were going nuts acting as Liberals. It was a slam-dunk victory for the Democrats and their mass media cohorts. The only Republicans who saved their “seats” were those who held on to Conservative values or were those who I’ve dubbed, the LIARs.

One way that you can pretty easily tell who a LIAR is, is just by looking at who the Democrat party runs against them. As an example, John McCain has four times won his seat by running against an oddball ex-state legislator in 1986, an impeached ex-governor and civil rights activist in 1992, an environmental lawyer in 1998, and an 8^th grade math teacher in 2004. These are not what can be called serious Democrat challengers, can they? The fact that if the DNC felt that McCain is a threat that needs to be removed one would think they could find a real political “Rock Star” to run against him. It can easily be deduced that McCain is viewed as one of their own even though he’s currently a Republican. Shoot, McCain is so Liberal that Kerry wanted him as a running mate BEFORE John Edwards.

Yet being a LIAR can backfire on you also. Currently, John McCain is what the mainstream media is calling the Republican Presidential frontrunner. They’ve been hammering away at that since before Iowa. They’ve tossed out all these polls which tout McCain as the only Republican capable of beating Hillary Clinton. Even McCain has an ad which states, “Mitt Romney would lose to Hillary by 16 points”. This, I suspect, is the set-up for a Hillary Clinton landslide election. I’ll explain how I got to this conclusion.

My first question about that is who says Hillary is going to beat Barack Obama to begin with? According to the Mainstream Media, Obama is a Rock Star that is whipping Hillary all over the country. Most are even endorsing him as the next Black President! So if Obama is being so highly touted as a formidable opponent, why are they all talking about no Republican can beat Hillary other than McCain?

That’s because they’ve already got some hidden strategy to dispose of Obama when the time comes. The “Clinton Machine” has a whole arsenal in their dirty tricks handbag and if Obama really begins to show a sign of legitimate separation, then they’ll, “Cry Havoc! And let slip the dogs of war!” all over him without mercy. This is something that was initiated back at the 2004 DNC convention when Obama came out of nowhere to become a “serious” Democrat presidential rock star candidate. And the Clintons smiled at that.

It is my belief that the Clinton machine recognized very early that someone with Obama’s inexperience could be smacked away like a fly. So they got their usual back room lackey’s working with the mainstream media to perpetuate Obama for the last four years as the “arbiter of change”. Now that he’s fully blossomed it’s closing in on the time to snip the rose. So once Obama is dismissed what is the “Machine’s” next plan?

Enter the LIAR, John McCain. McCain is a self-serving megalomaniac who has a closet full of more skeletons waiting to jump out than a New Orleans cemetery after Hurricane Katrina. There’s his poor ranking among his graduating class at Annapolis. His Poor flight school performances and the loss of five aircraft while in the Navy. Then there is his breach of the Uniform Code of Military Justice when he was in captivity and the accusations of his being a collaborator by other POWs, among other charges. Or how about his divorce after an affair with a wealthy influential woman with whom he married? Just like his buddy, John Kerry. Of course, there’s always his habitually damning temper and prevarications about his ever-changing political stances. Not to mention his Keating Five involvement.

Let us not forget his unusual “Stockholm Syndrome” behavior when meeting with his Vietnam captors and torturers while trying to normalize relations with their country. When asked about the “Ticking Bomb Threat”, he stated that, (paraphrase) “there is no way at any time and under any circumstance when torture should be used by America because it would lessen us in the eyes of the world”. That statement in itself would violate the Presidential Oath of Office. Because the Oath plainly states that the President will defend the Constitution (and its Preamble does call for the Common Defense). Thus, allowing thousands or millions of Americans to die just to save face with the world is a direct violation of the Oath of Office.

Finally, I personally think John McCain is mentally unbalanced and is actually suffering from megalomania. If pushed just hard enough I am sure he would actually explode into a tirade that would beat that of Jack Nicholson (as Col. Nathan R. Jessep) in “A Few Good Men”. That would be something to see…and hear.

As a matter of fact, I am a lifelong Republican and yet I will vote for Hillary if McCain wins the GOP. I write that because once Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid pretty much drives this country into a shambles the GOP would win back both houses within two years of her reign and leave her as a lame duck for the last two. I can only pray we don’t suffer another terrorist attack while they rule.

Besides, if McCain were to become President I’d be scared to death about what he will do when pushed by some other country like Iran or North Korea. The guy scares me more than that lunatic Greg Stillson (Martin Sheen) in the Dead Zone. "You put your G-D hand on that scanning screen, or I'll hack it off and put it on for you! The missiles are flying. Hallelujah, Hallelujah!"
 

 

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