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Ok, everyewon nowes fonics. Yew mite not nowe how tew spel a wurd and yew haff tew "sound it out". Yess, this werks preddy gud.
That's wy we desyded tew make us sum ov thees fonics deesighns. Xsept we just had tew consintreight on arr fayvorit werd, phuck.
Sew we kall thees shurts, "phuckin fonics t-shurts". Now its a commun fack that speekin wif fonics is lyke a mintel afrodeesieact.
Fonics maykes yew smarder!  Now iff yew wanna git even smarder then me git yerself sum ov our Hypochondriactin Pills oar Smartz
Spray. Wen yew yuse thees tew medakayshuns thay'll hellp yew git reel smarder then yew arr.
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