About Us
Customizing Orders
Our Return Policies
Customizing Orders
Our Return Policies
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About Not Me USA
Notmeusa.com is a division of our parent company, Point of Sales Distribution. We have for twenty
years, been inventing gag gifts for family and friends that have been cherished by many. We try our
hardest to tickle people and have greatly succeeded throughout the years. For all those years we
have been prodded and begged to open a store with our customized products. So, well we did. That is
when we started this endeavor. We hope you like it.
One of the more unique things about us is that everything we do here, it is done nowhere else on the
Internet. That's because we invent our own gags, gifts and T-Shirts. You will not find one item here
that did not come from our own numb skulls. So, if you want to find some gag stuff that everybody in
the world is selling, don't come here. However, if you're looking for fun stuff that nobody else has, then
come on in and look around.
A really neat thing we do is to put your ideas into action. In other words, if you have a design, gag,
gift, or T-Shirt idea and would like to see it made, we'll do it for you. That is AFTER we have evaluated
the essence of your idea. We will not make anything that can be considered, vulgar, obscene,
indecent, defamatory, or pornographic to the general populace.
What's really neat about this is that we'll make your idea come into reality and sell it across the world.
Imagine seeing someone walking down the street wearing a T-Shirt that YOU invented.
Is that not cool? For more information on Personalized items contact us.
years, been inventing gag gifts for family and friends that have been cherished by many. We try our
hardest to tickle people and have greatly succeeded throughout the years. For all those years we
have been prodded and begged to open a store with our customized products. So, well we did. That is
when we started this endeavor. We hope you like it.
One of the more unique things about us is that everything we do here, it is done nowhere else on the
Internet. That's because we invent our own gags, gifts and T-Shirts. You will not find one item here
that did not come from our own numb skulls. So, if you want to find some gag stuff that everybody in
the world is selling, don't come here. However, if you're looking for fun stuff that nobody else has, then
come on in and look around.
A really neat thing we do is to put your ideas into action. In other words, if you have a design, gag,
gift, or T-Shirt idea and would like to see it made, we'll do it for you. That is AFTER we have evaluated
the essence of your idea. We will not make anything that can be considered, vulgar, obscene,
indecent, defamatory, or pornographic to the general populace.
What's really neat about this is that we'll make your idea come into reality and sell it across the world.
Imagine seeing someone walking down the street wearing a T-Shirt that YOU invented.
Is that not cool? For more information on Personalized items contact us.
| Our Return Policy: |
Shipping Information
Notmeusa.com offers shipping with U.S. Postal Service. All other shipping methods are by UPS at their
standard charges. For U.S. Mail or Parcel Post, or UPS Overseas and Canadian rates please contact us
PRIOR to ordering.
Delivery Methods
Processing Time
Shipping Rates
Delivery Methods
All shirts are made to order. Please allow at least 2 - 7 business days prior to shipping. Orders
at 7 days are all shipped by Priority Mail. Your order should arrive within 5-10 business days.
Processing Time
All NotMeUSA T-Shirts, Gag Gifts, Pill Bottles and Spray Bottles are made to order.
Average time to manufacture orders: 2 to 7 Business days.
Daily cut-off time for Order Processing the same day is 12:30 PM (E.S.T)
All orders after the CUT OFF time will be processed NEXT DAY ONLY
Saturday & Sunday Orders Will Be Processed On Monday.
Return Policy
Most items:
Within 14 days of receiving your order, you may return any item shipped by Notmeusa.com with full
credit or refund (minus shipping) under any of the following circumstances:
Item is in “like-new” condition with original packaging. We will not accept damaged return items. An
incorrect item was shipped. We'll also provide free return shipping if your return is the result of our
error. We're sorry, but we do not accept returns of opened or damaged items or items returned more
than 14 days after delivery.
If your return is not the result of our error (you misspelled a recipient’s name, for example), a 25%
restocking fee and the shipping costs (if any) associated with your return will be deducted from the
amount of the credit or refund. Once your return has been received, a credit or refund will be issued
within 15 days and an e-mail confirmation will be sent to you.
Address Returns to:
Returns Dept.
Not Me USA
8177 Newport Road
Jacksonville, Florida 32244
If you have any questions regarding your return or our return policies, please send e-mail to us
(support@notmeusa.com). In your e-mail, include your order number and the reason you want to
return each item.
A Customer Service Specialist will reply to your message and, if necessary, send you shipping
instructions for returning the item(s).
Notmeusa.com offers shipping with U.S. Postal Service. All other shipping methods are by UPS at their
standard charges. For U.S. Mail or Parcel Post, or UPS Overseas and Canadian rates please contact us
PRIOR to ordering.
Delivery Methods
Processing Time
Shipping Rates
Delivery Methods
All shirts are made to order. Please allow at least 2 - 7 business days prior to shipping. Orders
at 7 days are all shipped by Priority Mail. Your order should arrive within 5-10 business days.
Processing Time
All NotMeUSA T-Shirts, Gag Gifts, Pill Bottles and Spray Bottles are made to order.
Average time to manufacture orders: 2 to 7 Business days.
Daily cut-off time for Order Processing the same day is 12:30 PM (E.S.T)
All orders after the CUT OFF time will be processed NEXT DAY ONLY
Saturday & Sunday Orders Will Be Processed On Monday.
Return Policy
Most items:
Within 14 days of receiving your order, you may return any item shipped by Notmeusa.com with full
credit or refund (minus shipping) under any of the following circumstances:
Item is in “like-new” condition with original packaging. We will not accept damaged return items. An
incorrect item was shipped. We'll also provide free return shipping if your return is the result of our
error. We're sorry, but we do not accept returns of opened or damaged items or items returned more
than 14 days after delivery.
If your return is not the result of our error (you misspelled a recipient’s name, for example), a 25%
restocking fee and the shipping costs (if any) associated with your return will be deducted from the
amount of the credit or refund. Once your return has been received, a credit or refund will be issued
within 15 days and an e-mail confirmation will be sent to you.
Address Returns to:
Returns Dept.
Not Me USA
8177 Newport Road
Jacksonville, Florida 32244
If you have any questions regarding your return or our return policies, please send e-mail to us
(support@notmeusa.com). In your e-mail, include your order number and the reason you want to
return each item.
A Customer Service Specialist will reply to your message and, if necessary, send you shipping
instructions for returning the item(s).
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