| Sled-Ex Present Delivery* |
| When your gift absolutely has to get there by Christmas Day, call the Christmas present delivery experts. Our sleds are high tech parcel tossing machines. And our drivers, though fat assed, will get your gift in the house even if they have to squeeze their massive asses down the chimney. Tipping is acceptable provided you give them milk and cookies. |
| We are NOT a Parcel Delivery Service! For any of you who may actually believe that this shirt design means that we Deliver any form of mail or packages, go back to school and learn about what a PARODY is. Just make sure that the school you go to is NOT government operated. |
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