Welcome to NotMeUSA, located in Jacksonville, Florida. We have been making humorous t-shirts and novelty gag gifts for over twenty years. Although we started out as just screen printers, we have evolved into a fast growing humorous gifts on-line presence.

This is our Main Index and we’re proud to present this page as the gateway to all of our funny t-shirts, pill bottles, spray bottles, certificates, awards, content, and published articles. What you find inside will be some of the best funny gifts and novelty t-shirts you will ever find. If you’re looking for cool crazy custom screen-printed shirts, we’re here for you. If you’re just interested in looking for plain shirts or t-shirt designs that everyone else is selling, then you’ve come to the wrong place.

Though we have only a few science fiction t-shirts in our hilarious arsenal we have compensated with our newly designed weird science t-shirts pages. Believe it, you’ll find yourself laughing out loud at the phobias we’ve made up. Out of the tons of custom joke t-shirts that we make the over-the-hill t-shirts and the other outrageous political t-shirts are the tops. Yet we have seen an increase in sales of our custom t-shirt designs relating to France, Mexico, illegal immigration and breast enlargement humor that seem to be growing steadily higher. Far is it for us to deter any of our visitors away from our France t-shirt jokes and anti-Mexican t-shirts.

Yet funny t-shirts is not what we are all about. We are the only t-shirt humor screen printers in Jacksonville, Florida who also custom designs and makes our own humorous gag gifts. As far as that goes, we are also probably the only custom screen printers in the world that creates unique novelty joke items geared specifically for our customer’s desire for personalized novelty gift ideas.

That is because we offer fake prescription pill bottles that allow buyers to have anyone’s name and address printed directly on the labels. This creates the facade’ of gift recipients having actually been given a doctor’s prescribed medication. In reality, once the recipient begins to read the labels and inserts; their laughter will immediately erupt out in great guffaws!

So come on into our world if you dare. You’ll find humor and jokes that start out as award gags and breast enlargement humor; then end up with spray bottles that are uniquely funny beyond compare. Hey, you can even read some of our published articles or learn how to play some of our free games as well. Whatever you find we’ll bet they are going to be the greatest gag gifts and unique novelty items you’ve ever seen. Hey, did I mention that all of our gag gift pill bottles, spray bottles and t-shirts make great stocking stuffers at Christmas time?

Oh and speaking of seeing, we have wet t-shirts and all the pictures of funny t-shirts that only we’ve designed. You’ve been looking for great gag gifts, fun t-shirts and other novelty joke items, right? Come on in and check out our gift jokes and custom t-shirts. Hey, you’ll also find dozens of links to other humor web sites too. Just be sure to snag a couple of insane t-shirts and gag gifts before you head out.