Gender Bender Sex Change Pills
(MORPHODITEIN)
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Gender Bender Sale Price:
PB-3402
$6.95
$9.95
Active Ingredients: 40% Banana
Extract; 40% Vacuum Powder; 12%
Super Glue Gum Extract; 4% Sugar,
Spice and Everything Nice;4%
Snakes, Snails and Puppy Dog Tails.
   FUGGITALL DRUGS, INC.  
100 Animal Testing Blvd.
Cadaver Fart, Ohio 43222
LABEL WARNINGS:
Take after meals ONLY. Never operate any heavy machinery or perform
intricate surgery when taking this medication.  If you are a man
changing into a woman be sure to sit before urinating. If you're a
woman changing into a man, you must aim that little guy into the
toilet--raise the lid first. Women--DO NOT ever forget to remove your
tampon prior to sex change. That could be very bad.
 
DISCLAIMER INSERT:
INFORMATION/DISCLAIMER: Do not use this medication in any other
way than it is Intended. Before changing sex, seek psychological help.
There is something really really wrong with you. Gender Bender is a
temporary non-surgical solution to fully permanent sex change body
alteration. GB allows people to experience what it is really like to be
the opposite sex. Thus eliminating the horror or second thoughts after
their sex organs have been sheared off or yanked out. In clinical
studies test subjects experienced several days of non-attendance at
meals. They were found to be sexually testing their new equipment
with sex machinery and produce.  Most test subjects felt comfortable to
proceed with sex change surgery after using GB for one month.
(deranged bastards) A small percentage (40%) of test subjects
experienced morphodite symptoms.  This is a condition where subjects
grew opposite sex organs along with their natural packaging. When
they then complained about this condition and threatened legal actions
we told them to go screw themselves. That must have worked since we
have never heard from them again except for continued requests for
lifetime perscriptions.
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of small pill-like candies that are available at just about every store in the world. Some of our customers tell
us they will usually fill their bottles with those pill sized breath mints. What ever you choose to fill your gag
bottle with, we do not accept any responsibility for the contents our customers place inside these gag gifts.