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Never give to a child without food. Do not allow child to operate heavy
equipment or bomb making materials. Do not let your child drink
alcoholic beverages while taking this medication. Never mix this
medication with any form of chocolate. Remember, this medication
prevents your child from wanting everything in sight. It will also prevent
your impulsive urge to bitch-slap your child if given one hour before
leaving the home.
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INFORMATION/DISCLAIMER: Do not use this medication in any other
way than it is Intended. Wantitalloxxin was developed to help control
your child's natural tendency toward greed. This is a normal human
condition that is most predominant in childhood, because children do
not yet understand normal embarrassment, liberal doctrine or
entitlements. We also developed this medication as an alternative to
the zombie inducing ADHD drugs currently marketed and over
prescribed by teachers everywhere. Be sure to administer this
medication to your child no less than one hour before taking them out
into public. Wantitalloxxin will prevent your child from wanting
everything in sight. In clinical studies, Wantitalloxxin proved 100%
effective at eliminating whining, arguing, crying, and tantrums. It
drastically decreased the event of children covertly placing desired
items in parents shopping carts. As well as the habitual touching of
every damned thing in the store. Wantitalloxxin also proved helpful
when administered one hour prior to children watching cartoons and
the endless commercials pumped into their greedy little skulls. Just not
having to hear, "Mommy, I want the new Power Bear Transforming
Ranger Howard Bubble Blasting Water Gun with Talking Tattoo Stickers
Doll." that pays for this expensive drug. No teacher's prescription
needed.
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