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Do not take with food. May cause severe lower back ache. Do not
operate heavy equipment while using this medication. Will cause some
females to lose all eye contact with you. Do not take with any other
medications. Beware that using VIAGRAB could limit the number of
women willing to have sex with you due to the massive amount of
penis you could exhibit. Most women have a phobia about trying to
insert yardage instead of inches within their bodies.
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INFORMATION/DISCLAIMER: Do not use this medication in any other
way than it is Intended. VIAGRAB was developed accidentally while we
were researching our patented HOOTERZINE breast enlargement
medication. With just one single pill a day men will experience penis
growth of at least four inches. Each added pill will add an additional
penis length equal to the initial growth caused by the first. If having
three legs is your thing then go for it. Just beware of what you’re about
to step on. Some side effects are an increased amount of sexual
stimulation and orgasm. Some test subjects reported that not only did
they have five times their normal sexual endurance but they also had
orgasms with “buckets of cum”. Warning, the larger your penis
becomes the more blood will be needed to maintain its stimulated
state. This could lead to possible blackouts. The good news is that your
partner will still be able to finish their business even though you may
be comatose. If your erection lasts for more than four hours who gives
a shit. CELEBRATE! You might want to see your doctor if this occurs, but
we suggest you seek the help of a hot looking female doctor for
obvious reasons. Besides, how often can a female doctor mix business
with pleasure? Another adverse side effect will be that most women
are afraid of an anaconda-like penis and may faint at the sight of your
massive meat. Even though insertion may be dangerous there is
always the oral sex or hand-job possibilities. Tell her to pretend she’s
at a petting zoo. Always remember, the life you save may be your own.
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