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Do not take with alcohol. Use only before taking a drug and alcohol
urine test. Oh, and do not use drugs at least 24 hours before taking
the test either, Dumb Ass. Try to remiain sober for the test. Drink a lot
of coffee if you have to. It is important that you understand that P.P.3
will NOT cure anyone of their drug or alcohol addiction. P.P.3 is only to
help people pass the testing that is required by state and local laws.
DAMMITALL Labs in no way accepts liability for your stupidity. We’re just
trying to make a buck.
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INFORMATION/DISCLAIMER: Do not use this medication in any other
way than it is Intended. PISSPASS was developed to help drug and
alcohol addicted fools to pass drug and alcohol testing as mandated by
most state and local governments. That and we needed to make some
really EASY money. P.P.3 will enable you to pass any and all urine
testing with a 100% chance of success. The patented Nuclear Waste
Water Byproducts that are used in the manufacture of P.P.3 will
eliminate all signs of alcohol and drug traces from your blood and urine.
As well as enable you to light up an entire football stadium when you
pee. So far there is no “real” proof that P.P.3 is dangerous to humans.
Hell, they were defective lab rats. And our lawyers have proven that
bald, bleeding, blind, toothless and malnourished rodents are in no
way the result of taking P.P.3. Besides, none of those dead as shit rats
was ever properly given drugs to begin with. We figure that you’re the
one who has to use drugs just to cope with life or be happy. You’re the
drunks and potheads that have money to waste. Athletes have this so
damned desire to be the best at any cost, so why not? Pro athletes
want to be able to power lift locomotives, jump the Grand Canyon and
run 0-60 MPH in 4.9 seconds, hit 100 homeruns in a single season. So if
they are in the mindset that they have to be the best, we’re behind
them all the way. They’re the ones who in twenty years will have
bodies wasting away from drug abuse and while watching as their
testicles have shriveled up to the size of split peas. At least we made
some money off them too. Always remember, the life you save may be
your own...you dumb ass druggie.
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