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Never take this drug if you’re already on a hot streak! That could result
in your being banned from casinos. Steer very clear of alcoholic
beverages. They will impair the effects of your carcinogen enhanced
luck streak. Besides, hitting it big is the best kind of high you can get.
Never operate any heavy machinery while taking this medication.
Please, only try slipping quarters in small to medium sized slot
machines.
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INFORMATION/DISCLAIMER: Do not take this medication in any other
way than it is intended. JACKPOT (NOBROKEAGIN-2) was developed to
help habitual gamblers better overcome their addiction. This is
accomplished by the carcinogenic chemicals used in manufacture which
create an extraordinary aura of luck. The patient gets so damned lucky
that they actually begin to grow bored at winning everything. No shit. If
your gambling has caused you to fall into the red, then just by taking
this medication; you’ll soon be in the black, Jack. That is right. Instead
of hitting your wife up for cookie jar money, why not just poke her. You’
ll never let gambling get you down because you’ll rule it! Now don’t get
confused by all of the other imitation fortune pills on the market today.
Compared to Jackpot, they’re the craps! As for a generic copy of this
prescription, tell them NO DICE! Only JACKPOT is the real deal. And we’ll
wager that once you’ve won it all, you won’t have to bet your lungs to
quit your addiction. Until then we’ll be waiting for you to ante up for
your next fix...er prescription. The only side affects associated with
JACKPOT is that when you start winning you’re more than likely going
to become black-marked in Vegas, Atlantic City, the tracks and even at
those Indian Reservations. Well, at least there’s bingo. The other side
effect is that some women are very attracted to a winner and his
money. So be on the lookout for unwanted hookers and other slots.
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