Pot Of Gold?
  Cheerleaders Rock!
  I'm sorry, but were you
  Redheads
 
 
 
     
 
 
 
 
A Scripted Phonics Shirt!
  Somebody Needs Love
  Usable Anywhere
  Dum Fux Sux
             
 
 
 
Not Hysterical?
  Stop Wandering Eyes
  Sweat The Petty Things
  There Is A Connection
             
 
 
 
Half Of The People
  The Good Lawyers?
  Genius #2
  We Never Make Mistakes
             
 
 
 
Alternymn #1
  Born Yesterday
  Alternymn #2
  If At First
All of the Quote Shirts on these pages were created by a little old lady from Pasadena. Really, she may have been a little
high on fibre and prune juice but she really knew her odd-ball quotes. We sat her down with a pencil and paper and she
went bug nuts writing down all kinds of weird shit. She could have kept going for days but we had enough when she began
writing old world quotes and drawing witchcraft symbols. So what we did was put some laxatives in her prune juice. In a
matter of minutes she was off and running and we all started singing, "Go garnny, go granny, go granny go!"
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