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DIRECTIONS: It is not a rumor, sheep snatch is pure heaven on earth!
For so many thousands of years man has been harvesting more than
wool from these seductive little mammals. Sheep bopping is to the
French what chicken pumping is to Tennessee farm boys. Even the
Australian term, "Out Back" is directly attributed to sheep humpers. Ask
an Australian farmhand where the farmer was and he'd say, "Oh, he's
"outback" of the sheep". You would know right then that the farmer
was up to Baaaad business with these hot sexy little wooly bitches. Yet
nowadays we can't all keep sheep in our yards. City ordinances in most
cases forbid this...Puritan Bastards! That is why Slick Willie's invented,
Lil' Boy Peep. You can now go to any sheep farm in the world, spray Lil'
Boy Peep on your body and within minutes, you'll be up to your
eyeballs in hot and oh-so willing sheep babes. That beats the heck out
of chasing chickens around the farm yard any time. Don't know where
any sheep farms are? Send $199.99 (shipping & handling) and SASE to
us and we'll mail you our FREE guide to the World's Hottest Sheep Farm
Brothels. With this book and Lil' Boy Peep, you'll find your long love lost
sheep.
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Active Ingredients: 60% Hard
Water; 30% Wool Softening
Agent; 7% Sheep Feed; 2%
Sheep Scented Aphrodisiac; 1%
Ewe Dew
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SLICK WILLIE'S a Division of:
Oval Office Novelties, Inc.
6942 Cigar Ride Road Suite I-812
Impeachmentville, AR. 69422
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