Expoze-Allz
(Invisibility Spray)
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DIRECTIONS:  You see them all day; bouncing, swaying, jiggling, large
and small, hot and cold, with perky chilled nipples protruding through
cloth. And all you can do is stare and salivate all day long. Not
anymore, men. From now on you can enjoy all the breasts you want,
and never get the piss slapped out of you again! Just three sprays of
Slick Willie's patented, "Expoze-Allz" fabric removal spray in any room
and the female anatomy will be completely exposed for your viewing
pleasure--once you put on your own set of our patented x-ray
sunglasses. Tits aren't your thing? That's okay, because Expoze-Allz
coats all of her clothes to allow you to secretly see every single nook,
cranny and crack. With your FREE pair of Sunglasses (available with S&
H charge of $199.99) you'll be the only lucky fool to know that she's all
exposed. The beauty is that Expoze-Allz has a wonderful flowery aroma
and women will think that you are just spraying to freshen the air. In
truth, the only thing being sprayed is the inside of your underpants.
This product works on all fabrics so there's no need to try and saturate
her clothing. Just be very sure you really want to see what she looks
like naked. Oh yeah, Expoze-Allz works on men's clothing too. So if
you're into that kind of crap (and we mean literally, into that crap) then
Expoze-Allz will work for you too. So how does this shit work? Who
gives a rat’s ass about it.  Expoze-Allz is environmentally safe, we think.
Expoze-Allz Sale Price:
SB--3403
$7.95
$11.95
Active Ingredients: 80%  Softened
Water; 10% Rocky Mountain Skunk
Rose Musk; 10%  Stuff we'd be real
boobs to list here.
 
SLICK WILLIE'S a Division of:
Oval Office Novelties, Inc.
6942 Cigar Ride Road Suite  I-812
Impeachmentville, AR. 69422
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