Come-Away Cleaner
(Evidence Removal Spray)
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DIRECTIONS:  When in the heat of passion accidental spills and sprays
are always inevitable. That is when Slick Willie's "Come Away Cleaner"
stands out above all the other DNA evidence removal chemicals. Come
Away Cleaner was specially made to be formulated and enriched with
fortified sub-atomic oxygenated softened cleansing agents. These are
designed to quickly and effectively eliminate stains from carpets,
upholstery, drapes, desk pads, coffee tables, stools, end tables, tiles,
old hardwood floors, clothing fabrics, leathers, vinyl's, pool tables,
lampshades, even cigars. Come Away Cleaner literally seeps down into
stains and lifts them up and out of materials. No DNA evidence can hide
away from Come Away Cleaner's dynamic deep cleaning action. So if
passion strikes and you don't have time for one of those way too
damned uncomfortable condoms, be sure to clean up afterwards with
Come Away Cleaner. Warning: This product does not work at all on any
type of blue dyed dress fabrics.
Come Away Cleaner Sale Price:
SB--3404
$7.95
$11.95
Active Ingredients: 80%  Oxygenated
Water; 10%  Condom Oil; 5%  Bleach;
2%  Lye Soap; 2%  Aloe; 1%  Pubic
Hair Remover.
  
SLICK WILLIE'S a Division of:
Oval Office Novelties, Inc.
6942 Cigar Ride Road Suite  I-812
Impeachmentville, AR. 69422
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