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DIRECTIONS: Whenever two or more men begin to converse the
subject ultimately turns into sports topics. That is fine in a group
setting which is all men. Speaking about male sports figures is a way
for men to overcome their natural subconscious homosexual fantasies.
However, when women are around most feel ignored by their latent
gay sports conversation and camaraderie. That is why we developed,
"SPORTZ WORTZ". Just four quick squirts in an enclosed room and men
rapidly lose their desire to talk about sports and their "beloved" idols.
Instead of sports, women will soon hear unbelievable questions like,
"What does interest you, ladies?", "Is that Channel I smell?", “How do
you think I'd look in chartreuse?", "Oh, did you see Ophra yesterday?",
"Guess who's on the cover of Cosmo?", "Does my butt look fat in these
jeans?", "Is it okay to use wax on my facial hair?". Some men have
even taken up sewing, baking, and reading Hints from Heloise or
Martha Stewart. Always be certain to never allow the conversation to
move to you and your looks, ladies. If you ask a man under the
influence of SPORTZ WORTZ anything about your body, clothes or make-
up, he'll automatically revert back to sports talk. This product is
guaranteed to change topics of conversation, not attitudes and fear.
WARNING: Do not use SPORTZ WORTZ when the Super Bowl is playing.
That will make men more attentive of surgically enhanced cheerleaders
and their outfits.
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Active Ingredients: 80% Feminine
Hygeine Spray; 12% Salt Peter; 6%
Aloe Vera Hand Lotion; 2% of junk
men would be sissies to learn about.
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SHUDDAFUGGUP DRUGS
5000 Snake Charmer Hwy
Drawing Flies, India NV4USA2
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