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DIRECTIONS: It is unlawful to use this product in any other way then
intended. Use only when your little Angel(s) turns into a Demon Brat
from Hell. Shake well and open the spray nozzle. Aim the nozzle at your
Satan Spawn and pull the trigger vigorously two to five times. The little
Hellion will become dazed for a few moments. Do not be alarmed at
this. It takes time to allow the Holy Water in Brat Slap to scare the
Devil piss out of your Angel's soul. If instant vomiting of pea soup
begins, open lesions appear on the child's skin, or his little head starts
spinning at 45 RPM's--immediately seek religious help. Your local God
Professional will be better able to deal with the froth spewing and
vulgar language snarling little demon bitch than you ever will. If in the
rare instance, you begin to feel yourself being taken over by your brat's
demon, run to the nearest TV set and turn on the Vatican Broadcasting
Network. If the house begins shaking violently get your brat and your
own dumb ass out of there. It's an earthquake, you stupid shit!
WARNING; Do not allow your child to operate heavy machinery while
using this spray.
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Active Ingredients: 58% Holy Water;
20% Wolf's Bane; 15% Silver Dust;
6% Witch Hazel; 1% of Stuff our
Lawyers won't let us list here.
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FUGGITALL LABS, INC.
100 Animal Testing Blvd.
Cadaver Fart, Ohio 43222
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