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DIRECTIONS: Shake well before using. A biting child is rather easy to
notice, but very hard to cure. First, the biting child will be the one who
is attached by his/her mouth to another child. The bitten child will also
be the one screaming in agonizing horror. For an example, look for
someone who is shaking their leg while they are trying to flip a child off
of their calf or ankle. Please approach the biter with very very due of all
cautions. You may perhaps be wanting to wear the plastic guard of
shins. When you near the child aim spray nozzle directly at his/her face
and squeeze the trigger five very very quick times. Then be quick and
stand back--please be cautious. The little wolf may need to have many
many more sprays before his fangs retract. Perhaps it would be very
much easier for you to whack the little badger with a boating oar, but
that would be what the authorities might consider to be inhumane and
child abusing. That too would be very very bad. That is why Dr.
Shuddafuggup invented this product in the first place. To keep you from
committing a crime. This product does not last for more than two hours.
So when the biting cobra has ceased his biting activities move in fast
and use the Free Kid Safety Muzzle available from Dr. Shuddafuggup
Labs at a small investment of $2,500.00 for S&H.
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Active Ingredients: 60% Waste Water
Byproducts; 30% Lye Soap #6; 5%
Cayenne Pepper; 3% Duck Droppings
Sauce; 2% Unlawful Chemicals.
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SHUDDAFUGGUP LABS
5000 Snake Charmer Hwy
Drawing Flies, India NV4USA2
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