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DIRECTIONS: Most women are content to live a normal life, working
day to day in order to support their family. Yet there are some women
who want it all and want it now. That is why “BOSS FLOSS” was
created. BOSS FLOSS is for women who want to become the “head” of
their company. Why waste years sucking up when she can suck off and
rise rapidly to the cream at the top. BOSS FLOSS allows any woman to
become the oral superior to all others. By spraying just two tiny squirts
of BOSS FLOSS in her mouth an aggressive woman’s breath will
become a super aphrodisiac and entice any man to letting his guard
down (as well as his pants). BOSS FLOSS Has a fresh mint flavor that
coats her mouth and keeps the boss coming clean. It also prevents the
gummy sticking feel associated with these jobs. A woman can literally
blow away her competition and get promoted every time! Afraid of
what kind of damage your knees will take while you’re working your
way to the top? Get our new FREE Monica’s Kneel Pad. This comfortable
foam padding is also guaranteed to protect your knees while you’re
kneeling for work. Send $299.95 for (S & H) to Slick Willie’s and save
those sexy knee caps for years. Got a woman boss? Don’t worry, BOSS
FLOSS works on women too. You’ll just have to learn that it takes a
little more tongue action to get the job done. Please ladies, if you have
a female boss and she looks hot, be sure to take a lot of photos of
your work in action. The owner of Slick Willies has quite a photo album
he wants to fill.
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Active Ingredients: 60% Tasty Mouth
Wash; 30% Scented Aphrodisiac of
Venus; 8% Mexican Hot Sauce; 2%
Tasty Eel Peels & Gills.
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SLICK WILLIE'S a Division of:
Oval Office Novelties, Inc.
6942 Cigar Ride Road Suite I-812
Impeachmentville, AR. 69422
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