| I designed this insane t-shirt from a memory of my own awesome sexual prowess. You see, I once had an award in my trophy case that proclaimed me to be the world's greatest lover. Of course it was given to me by my right hand. However, that was years ago. My right hand divorced me after it caught me cheating with my left hand. To make matters worse my left hand left me after I visited my uncle's sheep farm. Now there's some baaaad assed babes there. |
| A Trophy Lover |
| Unless otherwise stated, T-Shirts are Men's sizes ONLY. Anvil Semi-Sheer Spaghetti Strap Tanks are available in Women's sizes Small, Medium, and Large. Features: 4.2 oz 100% combed ringspun cotton. Preshrunk. Bound-on rib neck trim at straps. Fully double-needle stitched. Side seamed. Fitted silhouette. See Color Examples Here All shirts are made to order. Please allow at least 2 - 7 business days prior to shipping. Orders at 7 days are all shipped by Priority Mail. Your order should arrive within 5-10 business days. |
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