Bad Life Choices?
Okay, I'll admit this wicked t-shirt is a direct depiction of my own life. Everyone here tells me that
I've got to get a life. Maybe it's my car, the floor-less 1977 Yugo. Or the fact that all my clothes
are the same. I want you to know that my wife vacuums me every morning before I leave for
work. I guess I'm an unnatural disater because I'm independently wealthless. Who knows. All I
know for sure is that my dog has been missing for thirty years and I don't think he's coming
home now. By the way, someone else designed this shirt using me as their model.
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